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May Your Kindness Remain is the sixth studio album by American singer-songwriter Courtney Marie Andrews. It was released on March 23, 2018 via Fat Possum Records.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Linda Wertheimer","displaytitle":"Linda Wertheimer","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q15491120","titles":{"canonical":"Linda_Wertheimer","normalized":"Linda Wertheimer","display":"Linda Wertheimer"},"pageid":4930956,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/Linda_Wertheimer_at_Wellesley_College_2012.jpg/330px-Linda_Wertheimer_at_Wellesley_College_2012.jpg","width":320,"height":432},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Linda_Wertheimer_at_Wellesley_College_2012.jpg","width":1480,"height":1998},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1205004170","tid":"fbfe3c0d-c69c-11ee-b297-6048704ff235","timestamp":"2024-02-08T16:13:24Z","description":"American radio journalist","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Wertheimer","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Wertheimer?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Wertheimer?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Linda_Wertheimer"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Wertheimer","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Linda_Wertheimer","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Wertheimer?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Linda_Wertheimer"}},"extract":"Linda Wertheimer is a former American radio journalist for NPR. She's considered one of NPR's \"Founding Mothers\" along with Susan Stamberg, Nina Totenberg and the late Cokie Roberts.","extract_html":"
Linda Wertheimer is a former American radio journalist for NPR. She's considered one of NPR's \"Founding Mothers\" along with Susan Stamberg, Nina Totenberg and the late Cokie Roberts.
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