Leslie Mann was an American athlete and sports administrator. He played college football and professional baseball, and went on to coach football, baseball, and basketball. He was the founder and first president of the International Baseball Federation, the predecessor to the modern World Baseball Softball Confederation (WBSC).
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Ilse Hornung, later Bietak was an Austrian figure skater who competed in ladies' singles. She finished eighth at the 1928 Winter Olympics and won the silver medal at the 1930 European Championships. She was the mother of Austrian figure skater Wilhelm Bietak.
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